The Morning After
Setting the scene:
The colours of spring always reminded Wanda of her special friend Rosemary when she had first presented her with an arm full of daffodils. The breakfast table was her stage, she liked to keep a breast of events and she played it well. Roqué had brought eggs and chocolate bunnies and the perfect week end breakfast. Smoked bacon, free range eggs, oodles of guacamole and melted cheese. Banana milk shakes were served in bright yellow mugs and that great jazz singer Marianne Montgomery was singing ‘Maybe in the morning’. What rubbish, Wanda was a sure thing but not until after breakfast.
For 2 lovers.
Get on with it…
Firstly make the guacamole by mashing together the flesh of 1 ripe avocado, ½ small red onion, finely chopped, 1 clove garlic, minced, 4 ripe cherry tomatoes, 1 lime, juiced & season with salt & freshly ground black pepper. Grill 8 rashers smoked streaky bacon & toast 6 slices of rustic bread & have ready 4 thin slices Monterrey Jack cheese & 4 fried eggs. Now to assemble start with 1 slice of toast, spread generously with guacamole, lay 2 rashers of bacon on & a slice of cheese. Repeat with the next slice of toast plus one egg. Finish with the third slice of toast & an egg on top – perfection. Though how you eat it is up to you – could get messy!
Feed the desire…
The avocado's phallic outline has not gone unnoticed over the centuries with the Aztecs naming the fruit tree "ahuacatl" or "testicle tree" but if that doesn’t turn you on, and frankly why should it, think on. Avocados are high in vitamin B6, which helps boost male libido, and also potassium, which regulates the female thyroid gland. They're also rich in folic acids, which is good for the heart and energy levels. Avocados also contain vitamin E that’s great for radiant skin which is always a come on for your lover .