Source & Shop Edible Erotica
Fever -Tree Tonic Water.
Girls love anything pink and Wanda’s very favourite tonic is Fever Tree Aromatic Pink tonic.
They say on their website that –
“By blending the gentle bitterness of South American angostura bark with aromatic botanicals such as cardamom, pimento berry and ginger, we’ve created a delicious, unique tonic water. Created to enhance juniper-rich and robust gins, Aromatic tonic can be enjoyed in a Pink G&T or as a sophisticated soft drink on its own”. Roqué serves Fever Tree pink tonic with Pinksters Gin poured over frozen raspberries with crushed ice and a sprig of fresh rosemary. WOW…He calls it a Lusty Pink Gin & Tonic! Check it out at www.fever-tree.com
SXY – Experts in Passion!
SXY, that fantastic emporium providing just the right spice for lovers of Edible Erotica. Wanda and Roqué are lusty fans, they love their culture and gorgeous sexiness.
They certainly know all about passion and pleasure – offering everything they need for erotic pleasures, sex tips & advice, sexual empowerment and naughty nights of fun!
Call: 0333 700 4470 Website: www.sxy.co.uk
More fun than just a BED!
Liberator understands the needs for lovers – ideas to keep the relationship fresh, different and ‘adventurous’.
Wanda and Roqué are big fans of this fantastic ‘bedroom adventure gear’. The Liberator shapes present new and exciting Love Positions & possibilities.
Their favourites are the Black Label Collection and the Wedge and Ramp Combo – oh boy what a perfect way to build up an appetite…
Also available in the UK at Lovehoney.co.uk
Although we all have our favourite champagne – this is the one that Wanda tried with Roqué on the day they met – that must say a whole lot for it. The Taittinger Champagne house is based in Reims, France. The flagship wines of the house are the Comtes de Champagne and Wanda’s pretty pink Comtes de Champagne Rosé – come and be seduced by the tiny bubbles!
Available from www.thechampagnecompany.com
The Cornish Fishmonger.co.uk
Fish fresh from the quayside daily – and just like vegetables, fish species have their own season so will be in abundance at different times of the year. When Roqué buys the Fruit de Mer Selection, Wanda can feel her knickers sliding off in anticipation. Their very favourite vendor for King scallops, Cornish Lobster, langoustine, crabs, cockles and the essential Samphire Grass
Whether it is something wickedly special for the bedroom, the boardroom or the ballroom, Wanda always feels very sexy and very special wearing Agent Provocateur’s sensuous collection of lingerie. She loved to be playful in pink or feel empowered in provocative black, the delicate whispers of lace and romantic silken ribbon encouraging her risqué desires. www.agentprovocateur.com
My Exotic Fruit (think beyond bananas!)
Their online shop is one of the first places in the UK to focus on rare exotic fruits. They specialise in retail sales of the finest, hard-to-find fruits from Asia, South America and Africa. They are unique; there really is no one else like My Exotic Fruit in the UK. They source amazing fruits that you and your lover will have never seen or heard of before! Just try Wanda’s very favourite Pink Flesh Guava, Yellow Dragon Fruit, Fresh Goji, Banana Passion Fruit or sensuous Pedino Melon. www.myexoticfruit.com Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Surely, Roqué said as he unpacked another candle, these must be the world’s best loved candles. Candle light was theirs – soft and loving. When the Fireside Treats scent pervaded the air, who knows what other fireside treats would be in store! Wanda loved The Tarte Tatin but then she is a bit of a tart! Spiced Orange, Black Plum Blossom, Mango Peach Salsa, Spiced Orange and Cappuccino Truffle were all their favourite Yankee candle scents. www.yankee.co.uk
Gribbles Butchers, Ivybridge, Devon.
There is nothing Wanda likes better than to get her hands on a good piece of meat that’s why she doesn’t take chances but only demands the best! Gribbles has supplied her with Reindeer, Turducken (oops) that’s a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken, erect standing racks of lamb, and kangaroo steaks that gets them bounding into bed! World wide and exotic – bring it on…
www.gribblesbutchers.co.uk Telephone 01752 893030
Our Gourmet Life – San Francisco, USA
Never to miss an opportunity, Roqué took Wanda to Our Gourmet Life. This is the epitome of an erotic restaurant, love seats, soft lighting and beautiful girls serving champagne on silver trays. When they arrived the servers took them by hand and led them to a table. Here you are served, the servers are all dressed (just) in black and white, wearing masks and dripping of sex. They place each sensational course in front of you, from Foie Gras with Fig Jam on Brioche Toasts to Chocolate Soufflé with Chocolate Sauce and Confiserie, weaving elements of eroticism throughout their dining experience. Roqué sucked in their beauty as she prepared a perfect portion of fish and gently took it to his lips. Wanda was mesmerized and certainly planned to copy this at home. This was a total indulgence of the senses – it was so hot!
Eve wore a fig leaf to tease Adam, so that’s right up Wanda and Roqué’s street. So Figleaves are always striving for new ways to inspire, and excite, which is why they scour the globe to source emerging new designers and always keep you up-to-date with the hottest trends. Their passion for lingerie and swimwear doesn’t just stop there. Wanda loves their very own in-house collections (incidentally so does Roqué) – from the pretty and practical, to the flirty. Wanda loves the way they hug her body perfectly when Roqué’s not around!
Buy online at www.figleaves.com
Paxton & Whitfield
Cheese is definitely high on the aphrodisiacs list. The finer the cheese, the better the result. Wanda loved cheese and Roqué loved wine – another marriage made in heaven. Paxton & Whitfield were their choice of cheesemongers even though they had to travel to London, Bath or Stratford upon Avon to collect the heavenly cheeses. Fiona Beckett, whose opinion they respect, suggests Vacherin Mont d’Or, which is best, baked. She says “Surely the sexiest cheese on earth. Great with a freshly baked crusty baguette or possibly a glass of champagne”. Then comes Camembert a classic French cheese oozing with gooey delight. For romance it has to be the heart shaped Coeur de Neufchâtel dressed to impress with a flourish of frozen grapes. To complete the ensemble Wanda added Exmoor Blue a strong blue creamy cheese with a silky texture – strong just like her man
www.paxtonandwhitfield.co.uk Phone 01451 823460 Mon-Fri 9am-5pm.
Wanda & Roqué love choosing new play things from sex toy stores! With Lovehoney’s sexpert they discovered vibrating Love Eggs, a ‘how very sensible’ Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl rechargeable vibrator! Handcuffs for after dinner games, ticklers to tease, spankers to dominate, blindfolds and nipple clamps to titillate. It’s going to be a late night tonight…
100 Locksbrook Road, Bath, BA1 3EN, UK. www.lovehoney.co.uk
The Kama Sutra Adult colouring book
That evening Roqué had given his lover a gift wrapped box of colouring pencils. Wanda was at a loss as to why she had been given such a gift. Later on, in between courses at dinner, Roqué presented his new book, The Kama Sutra colouring book for adults. “They say that this is the most fun you can have with your clothes on” Roqué said – well that didn’t last long with Wanda. Out came the coloured pencils and off came the…well it was intercourse!
A great favourite of our lovers, their range of Scottish smoked salmon products – from classic and organic smoked salmon to more unusual delicacies such as potted smoked salmon and Wanda’s first choice, smoked salmon royal fillet – gives you a perfect menu choice for erotic dishes. They delve into succulent smoky mussels with hot crusty bread. These plump and juicy mussels are unbelievably delicious and remind Roqué of…
www.smokedsalmon.co.uk Customer Services: 0344 8475 490
When Roqué, at an informative age, read Black Stockings for Chelsea by Paul Denver, he was hooked. These are always on Wanda’s wish list; she just adores the Leg Avenue brand, real sexy gear from Stockings Direct. Part of her ‘dress for sex’ routine! She has Leg Avenue Cuban Heel Stockings in slut red with seams – now that is sexy. Indulge with beautiful legs, fine lobster thermidor, and chilled Gewurztraminer.
Leg Avenue Fishnet Stockings with Jacquard are the ultimate for dinners in the sun, or making an entrance in the dinning room…
Trasparenze Asseenzio Holdups – Sheer hold ups with a light textured pattern and a floral design halfway up the legs, just beautiful to wrap around your lover while picnicking by the river.
The final touch – Leg Avenue Velvet Opera Length Gloves to slide her fingers up and down the long stem of a champagne flute giving Roqué that little girl smile or to make her touch extra sensuous
www.stockingsdirect.co.uk Tel – 01284 36 57 36 email@example.com
Tregida are a family run business set in the North Cornwall countryside, offering smoked fish, meat and cheese from their smokehouse, as well as outstanding fresh fish and seafood caught along the Cornish coast.
Wanda teased Roqué with her fishnet stockings which she wore whenever Roqué served Tregida oak smoked kippers spread with Seville orange marmalade and gently grilled for a lazy Sunday breakfast. “You’ve caught me again lover” she said, and indeed he had…
www.tregida.co.uk e-mail – firstname.lastname@example.org
Telephone: 01840 261785 Launceston, Cornwall.
Jig Saw Girls
Aphrodisiacs will certainly get you into the mood for love but just in case, piece together an erotic kinky jigsaw in between courses. Roqué had a collection that they both enjoyed. Maybe tonight it will be Lovely Pussy 8, or thinking about their own kitchen table the 50-piece Cosy Table 5 had a strong possibility. Then he recalled Wanda in the garden at sunset and Like a Lustful Flower 7 hit the spot, as did Autumn Mood 1. They found it so hard (!) to choose from over 2000 erotic jigsaws, so they kept buying another.
www.jigsawgirls.com a must for intercourse fun…
Spices of India
Wanda and Roqué had travelled to Kerala in the south west of India and fallen in love with the amazing array of spices they found in the street markets, baskets overflowing with bright red chillies, heaps of banana leaves, barrows loaded with fresh curry leaves, brightly painted old trucks carrying pylons of bananas, delicious green coconuts, jack fruit and mangoes so tasty and juicy that Roqué couldn’t resist Wanda’s mango lips. Back home they found Spices of India without the street market but with every conceivable Indian ingredient they desired. Roqué often cooked Seekh Kebabs with a smoky flavour, delicious served with a Green Salad, Cucumber and Mint Yogurt Raita – a recipe from their website. Hot and spicy stuff – that’s Wanda and Roqué…
www.spicesofindia.co.uk telephone 01202 877340
Wanda loved a bit of snap and bang at the kitchen table, so when Roqué produced a beautifully boxed pair of crackers with a picture of a whip on the box, he certainly had her attention. The creators boast that their crackers are ‘the most fun you can have with 12 inches. They call the designs Loaded Gun and Sensations and you can guess what’s inside when they go off bang. Although designed for the Christmas table – they had to pretend when it wasn’t.
The story goes that this delicious drink was conceived on the kitchen table – that certainly had our lovers’ attention! Wanda loved pink, loved raspberries and loved gin and when Roqué served Pinkster’s in frosted glasses over ice topped with fresh raspberries, Wanda would melt – even the bottle had a heart on it.
As they say “Let the love be gin!”.
Available from Waitrose. www.pinkstergin.com
Te Matare Ramirez – Restaurante Afrodisiaco
Wanda and Roqué loved to travel together and so when they were in Buenos Aires they had to visit the Te Matare Ramirez restaurant who served aphrodisiac food in subdued lighting with lots of naughty shows going on around the room wrapped in red velvet. They snuggled onto a sofa and got comfortable (!) wine was served and the couple next to them were spooning chocolate from the volcano into each other’s mouths. Candles flickered across the room. Roqué chose salmon with lemon coulis, octopus tentacles, mint and orange slices, arugula and bouchon potatoes followed by Lustful Stimulus. Wanda devoured a Phallic Chocolate cone. Edible Erotica was all around and they lapped it up, soft jazz and all
tematareramirez.com. Buenos Aires, Argentina
Exotic vegetables & Oysters from the Fine Food Specialists
Roqué had made a quick curry with the delicious, sweet fresh Borlotti beans, mixed curry spices, coriander, ginger, chillies, tomatoes, and thick yogurt. The Borlotti beans were fresh from the Fine Food Specialists and had arrived amongst a mouth watering collection of black garlic, courgette flowers, fresh galangal & wasabi root and sensational almost black Cavola Nero from Tuscany which he would cook with rosemary, chilli and black garlic. Wanda watched as he lifted each vegetable from the box, fondled it and smelt its freshness, then took the string of edible flowers and placed around Wanda’s neck. Oh, la, la Wanda mused. www.finefoodspecialists.co.uk telephone 0207 627 2553
Beautiful Flowers delivered with love
What is it they say? ‘A diamond is a girl’s best friend’? Roqué loved to give Wanda flowers instead, sometimes wild flowers lovingly picked from the hedgerows; other times a surprise delivery from Apple Yard Flowers. Wanda loved the indulgent array of the Peach Blossom, the heady smell of summer days from the Strawberry Smoothie bouquet and this year on her birthday she received a mind blowing arrangement
of Raspberry Orchids with Avalanche roses – wow, now that is the way to a girls heart…or to her knickers!
www.appleyardflowers.com Telephone 020 3696 1136
Partridges – more than a delicatessen
Apart from his huge love for Wanda, Roqué really did love food, shopping for it, preparing it, cooking and the final presentation. One of his helping hands are Partridges in London. “He’s like a kid in a toy shop” Wanda thought. Partridges are much more than a delicatessen. Their store cupboard was stocked with amazing pasta and truffle oil from Partridges, strawberry and rose biscuits and hand made Morella Cherry preserve for tea on the lawn, Yorkshire hot fennel salami to complement the perfect antipasti picnic and Lavolio – A very grown up and delicious collection of roses, violets, lemons, almonds and pine-nuts, wrapped in a delicate sweet shell, handmade by artisans. Roqué would make Wanda close her eyes and he would feed her one at a time until she gave in…which didn’t take long! www.partridges.co.uk
email@example.com or phone 020 7730 0651.
Desire Resorts – for a very sexy holiday
Vacations can be tricky, but if you want lust, sexual freedom, amazing food and long white beaches then take Wanda & Roqué’s advice and go to Desire Resorts. There are many of them around the world all with the same theme. They booked in to Desire Riviera Maya Resort &Spa located in the Mexican Riviera with 4 restaurants to choose from, featuring everything from a buffet to Asian Fusion to gourmet dining.
Wanda and Roqué relaxed in the rooftop Jacuzzi and then made love on the warm white sand as the sun went down. A wall to wall beautiful, sensuous, lusty venue – they loved it…
Olives et al
Wanda loved to nibble and one of her choices is olives. Small, succulent and easy to handle – no the olives not Roqué. She loved to delve into a jar of cumin and coriander full bodied Kalamata Olives marinated to an old Moroccan recipe. She would take a Pistou basil & garlic olive and run it around her mouth with her tongue – it drove Roqué mad just watching her. But the seduction worked and so there were always Olives Et Al and more on offer with an early evening glass of wine
www.olivesetal.co.uk 01258 474300 e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
Food photography and digital manipulation by Helen Ives.